do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
Henry VIII: marriage kid marriage kid marriage kid marriage marriage marriage no kids.
Elizabeth I: FUCK THAT NOISE no marriage no kids.
piles of owls: youcantcancelquidditch: the... →
youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
You can tell someone’s only watching a show for entertainment value when they comment that Anne Boleyn’s execution was ‘totally unexpected’.
euphoria-luandestil: My Sister: Oh my god, Leonardo Da Vinci was so hot in Titanic! Me: You mean Leonardo DiCaprio? My Sister: Oh yeah…
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
jesuschristvevo: i love when girls think other girls are copying them because they dye their hair the same color like you did not invent red hair