May 2013
43 posts
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
Henry VIII: marriage kid marriage kid marriage kid marriage marriage marriage no kids.
Elizabeth I: FUCK THAT NOISE no marriage no kids.
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youcantcancelquidditch:
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
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You can tell someone’s only watching a show for entertainment value when they comment that Anne Boleyn’s execution was ‘totally unexpected’.
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euphoria-luandestil:
My Sister: Oh my god, Leonardo Da Vinci was so hot in Titanic!
Me: You mean Leonardo DiCaprio?
My Sister: Oh yeah…
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
jesuschristvevo:
i love when girls think other girls are copying them because they dye their hair the same color like you did not invent red hair
April 2013
72 posts
